Inkwell: Authors and Artists

    
ays and crows, whose noisy ca-
  

    
cophoney has been noted by Mark Tw-
  

    
inkle, acclaimed author of Hu-
  

    
mans Are Funny Sometimes -- which, oddly enough, was a deadly ser-
  

    
um, teeming with the eb-
  

    
enezer scrooge syndrome virus. The antidote to that is t-
  

    
heatrical escapades taken internally. not that <puffball> was aware of
that, back in the day, when his/her/its immortalization was at h-
  

    
arry potter's coming out party. It was certainly a shock to discover
that theheroic  young wizard was g-
  

    
one-ass.  I mean the kid has no buns at all.   Just a s-
  

    
pellbinding smile. Every magician has one of those, and who c-
  

    
ounted smiles on magicians anyway?

Yes, Potter's party promised to be a real wi-
  

    
re-haired terrier affair, but then the golden r-
  

    
aspberries clinched the deal. Grilled sandwiches are better when it's c-
  

    
eamy smooth Velveeta that binds the wh-
  

    
ale meat to the potted spotted o-
  

    
ctopus canapes on the red round tray. The pink champagne, however, is a-
  

    
lways considered inappropriate regardless of what you're serving for din-
  

    
gleberries. Protocol is quite strict on this matter, requiring s-
  

    
everal golden coins or a badminton racquet to play properly when it is i-
  

    
lluminated by firefly light. The badminton racquet should be strung le-
  

    
ss tautly in the future, 'cause that shuttlecock was LAUNCHED into the st-
  

    
atosphere! Proper etiquette also dictates that the spectators must keep
quiet w-
  

    
arlings' nest, where it caused considerble confusion amongst the startled
birds, one of which attempted to fe-
  

    
ed a spectator worms. The spectator, a vegetarian, was hor-
  

    
sing around (in violation of etiquette, which dictates that the
spectators must keep quiet w-