Inkwell: Authors and Artists

    
an't be ignored when discussing passive-aggressive behavior with your
ther-
  

    
emin-playing cousin, whose polka-fusion band topped the charts in T-
  

    
riceratops's Old Age Volcanic Hot Rock Channel, until Clearchannel
took over the bandwidth and started playing o-
  

    
ldies but goodies on their original instruments. The piano tuner came by
after the show was over, and t-
  

    
hough his ear was good, hisnose was better and we spent the evening sm-
  

    
ashing old records he thought were "derivitive". It broke me heart
when he picked up my Mon-
  

    
ster Truck model and threw it at my Moo-
  

    
g Modular system which I still can't keep in tune for mo-
  

    
re than a few bars.  That's why I invented a genre of music that I call ch-
  

    
oral instrumentality, which doesn't make much sense until you ta-
  

    
pe it to the wall. Stripes and spots look nice t-
  

    
hough some people complain about mixing tubas and fl-
  

    
otillas, claiming they're incompatible.

All in all, the piano player had the be-
  

    
nnies in hand, and enough bucks to rent "Mozilla Meets Godzilla" at the
v-
  

    
elocipede convention, although why he would do so with such
fascinating conveyances to study is beyond my un-
  

    
fulfilled desire to watch "Bambi Meets Mozilla" instead. Since he was h-
  

    
appy with either movie, he decided to go out clubbing instead, just as long
as it was n-
  

    
ever ever revealed that instead of club drugs he took a-
  

    
ccupuncture treatements designed to simulate the effects of massive d-
  

    
ental X-rays.

"Did you see the size of that bicuspid?" she asked him.

"That's no bicuspid, you're on drugs!" he replied.

When the accupuncture needles came out, they found themselves
hungry for fa-
  

    
lafel and pita, so they stopped at the Persian deli on the corner for the
ingredients for a feast. The boy on the b-
  

    
arracuda rode that fish right down the middle of Main Street as if no-
  

    
vels about old men and fish didn't apply to children.  Fortunately,
the fish didn't de-
  

    
liver the pizza to the wrong address after all, although he did forget to
bring the s-
  

    
almon patties and Peppermint Patties. Snoopy fired once and he fired
t-