Inkwell: Authors and Artists

    
iuretic designed for heavy duty treatment of severe const-
  

    
raints on the government's power to interrogate, imprison, and de-
  

    
legate authority to Earth's "creatures of smaller stature," such as b-
  

    
ling mice, which are known for nesting in piles of ostentatious
gold-and-diamond jewelry, and the recently-discovered micro-buffalo, a
four-inch five-pound grazing ani-
  

    
mators typically only drew the major poses of the characters they were
responsible for. The process of producing the intermediate images,
called tweening, was often carried out by an army of wo-
  

    
rthless Enron executives and Haliburton hatchet men in a back alley
under the light of the moo-
  

    

la, gold and shining all around them.

They picked up their hatchets and proceeded toward the alley's en-
  

    
tirely free wifi trying to keep their Hypnenation posts to one line a-
  

    
drift upon the Salton Se-
  

    
agrams Seven, weaving as they went.  "Halloooo!" called a n-
  

    
onplussed nun from Nevada seated at the stern's poker tab-
  

    
ernacle, on this, her first time out of the convent in d-
  

    
ioramas of 21st Century gambling, the hot new exhibit at Caesar's Pa-
  

    
pists. It's the place to shop when you need a plus-sized ha-
  

    
m coated with an extra-large helping of Caesar's famous brown sugar
gla-
  

    
nds, fresh from the brains of unwary hobos ridin' the mid-
  

    
dling-to-fair budget cross-country rai-
  

    
sin train (not the one made from raisins, the one with the rai-
  

    
sin' hell bunch of rock and blues singers and musicians winding its
drunken way through the Canadian count-
  

    
ry-western circuit, with stops in all the a-
  

    
rboretums, flower shops, and hardware superstores where they all
performed their day-long conc- 
  

    
entric two-step taffy pull and hog calling extravaganza with n-
  

    
arcissistic lyrics about their handsomeness and overwhelming sex app-
  

    
aratus; said apparatus necessitating an entire extra railcar, and d-
  

    
imensions untold to serve as their bed-