Inkwell: Authors and Artists

    
oggone it Martha, them gophers been in the g-
  

    
-strings again. They tore all the stones out and reflecters are strewn
from the house to the g-
  

    
enesis album collection in the storage she-
  

    
d.  It makes me want some she-crab soup.  What wor-
  

    
ks in some situations fails utterly in others, as I discovered at an in-
  

    
terrogation of several rock lobsters that had been caught off the East
Coast and sent by the previous administration to Guantanamo Ba-
  

    
rbecue Academy, where they were taught the secrets of the Ta-
  

    
zmanian Devil while the burgeoning ballet students pli-
  

    
nked small marbles and gumballs off the side of the trailer which
serves as the Guantanamo Barbecue Academy head-
  

    
light factory, in which are manufactured not just headlights but all
manner of car acc-
  

    
essories.  Meanwhile, the 66-year-old woman who gave birth to twins in
2007 with the help of donated eggs and sperm has died, leav-
  

    

ing everyone she left behind to wonder what they were supposed to do with 
the ra-
  

    
coon in her backyard which she fed deli-
  

    
cious knishes made from kasha, onion, and po-
  

    
tentially mutagentic sushi, a product of ad-
  

    
vice columnists who write for local new-
  

    


age underground menu writers unions, subtly subversive and infamous for 
pro-
  

    
specting in areas that are on tribal lands and illegally removing
ancient arti-
  

    
tichoke baskets left behind in the fields by the fleeing an-
  

    
t leg buffet entrepreneurs, who had once figured that there was a
market for all-you-can-eat ant legs, but when the eco-
  

    
nomists looked at the supply and demand they deter-
  

    
iorated into the Vo-
  

    
id where they found economics and life in general to be so much
simpler that they never even con-
  

    
verted to Buddhism as per the original pla-
  

    
cemats' messages at the Ant Leg Buffet and also the bathroom graffiti
at the Four Clover Ta-