Inkwell: Authors and Artists

    
Fore station of the Amazon rain forest, which is ridiculous. The
true villain is Big P-
  

    
apa Do-
  

    
Nuts, a subsidiary of Damn Fine Donuts. Which makes terrific donuts,
as long as you don't think too much about the poly-
  

    

phonic choir that's chanting on the sidewalk out-
  

    
demons-out like their forebears did in 1967 outside the Pen-
  

    
ang Grand Hotel, where VIPs from countries that couldn't even speak
the language were con-
  

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scripted to serve at a grotesque banquet hosted by Donald Trump, re-
  

    
volutionary billionaire who famously called for an overthrow of
President O-
  

    
Hara of his senior class in high school, because he has a hard time
letting old grudges go. Still, at the Grand Hotel, me-
  

    
mories can be hard to find.  And harder to deal with, as the person
who started the infamous fire immortalized in "Smoke on the Wa-
  

    
y to a Fire," one of those David Byrne things you think you un-
  

    
knowingly heard in the background at someplace you've been to,
perhaps a sports bar or Star-
  

    
Light Lounge, where sultry men and strong-willed women drink lime
Rickey's well into the night. If we were further south, we'd call it
a mo-
  

    
ment snared in chewing gum. You know, profound-like.

 Far from the action, if there's action, a small group of intent co-
  

    
aches plot the Seahawks' strategy for winning their second
consecutive Super Bo-
  

    
w Tie wearing title. Some players felt that was not their style,
leading to a re-
  

    
surgence of cummerbunds - only this time, Tie Dyed! It's a gutsy c-
  

    
hange in style, especially for the women.  But forging fashion
futures is not for the we-
  

    
ekends, but it sometimes must be done in order to adhere to
workplace dress co-
  

    
ps, who seem to think it is their business to comment on every
article of cl-
  

    
andestine portable disruption technology, especially if glittery or
sp-
  

    
arse, both extremes deemed necessary for both conservatives and lib-
  

    
tards who believe everything Obummer tells them, even thought it's tra-
  

    
dazone that would be better answer for that, no matter the fashion dic-