- The Visitor An experience with furniture
and animals.
- Old Paint Sometimes things are best left
alone.
- Behr One Coat Paint Works. Another story
about paint, By Beth Wodzinski and Maureen C. Hathaway.
- Shiny Green Bugs You have Marion S. Davis, to
thank (or blame) for the inspiration on this one.
- The Fine Apartment Or, looking for a place in
a college town.
- Toast An Ode to Toast by Joseph Viray.
- Toast Logic Another toast poem.
- A Short Break in the Woods While it Snows New
England country life.
- Stopping Woodside, Snowy Evening Another
take on New England country life, by Michael Walsh.
- Need Info on Frank Loyd Wright Help with a
term paper, in free verse.
- Rats. More country life.
- My Pickle A cucurbit reflection, by Jon
Glass.
- To a Canvas Utility Coat A story of shopping
gone wrong, by Maureen Kachline.
- Ithaca, by T Y Alevizos.
- Bad Flower Hat The fantasies of ferns.
- Turtles A short one by Spingo.
- My Doggy David Scott Marley talks about his
dog.
- Bulb Included A sad story about a new
lamp.
- The Song About The Song Every Broadway
musical in one handy package, by Bryan Higgins.
- no ideal If you're a lonely person on a
Saturday night with no ideal, this poem by David Debar is for you.
- This is Just to Say Another one about a dog, by
Ross Stapleton-Gray
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please respect the publication rights of the original authors, or I'll have to visit your office with my favorite Russian SKS. If you would like to submit
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