CAT NUISANCE SONG to be sung to the Cat when the Cat is being a Nuisance TUNE: Chorus of "You Are My Sunshine" repeated five times [Original words shown in brackets to aid in singing] [You are my SUNshine, You are my SUNshine,] 1 You are a NUIsance, You are a NUIsance, 2 a nui- sance YOU are a nui- sance YOU are 3 sance you are A nui- sance you are A nui- 4 are a nui- SANCE you are a nui- SANCE you 5 nui- sance you ARE a nui- sance you ARE a [You make me HA- ppy When skies are GRAY.] 1 You are a NUI- sance, You are a NUI- 2 a nui- sance YOU are a nui- sance YOU 3 sance you are A nui- sance you are A 4 are a nui- SANCE you are a nui- SANCE 5 nui- sance you ARE a nui- sance you ARE [You'll ne- ver KNOW, dear, How much I LOVE you;] 1 sance, you are A nui- sance, you are A nui- 2 are a nui- SANCE you are a nui- SANCE you 3 nui- sance you ARE a nui- sance you ARE a 4 You are a NUI- sance you are a NUI- sance 5 a nui- sance YOU are a nui- sance YOU are [Please don't TAKE my sun- shine a- WAY.] 1 sance, you ARE a nui- sance, you ARE! 2 are a NUI- sance you are a NUI- 3 nui- sance YOU are a nui- sance YOU 4 You are A nui- sance you are A 5 a nui- SANCE you are a nui- SANCE. Tom Digby Entered 0155hr 5/ 1/84