I ENJOY SCARING THE WORLD TUNE: "I Enjoy Being a Girl" from "Flower Drum Song" I'm a Thing and by me that's only great! I am proud that I set you all a-quiver; I can be all the things you fear and hate As the night closes in to make you shiver. I adore taking form as something frightening When the day fades away into the night. Out I go in the moonlight or the lightning Like a dragon who is ready for the flight! When I was a savage werewolf, with the Moon shining like a pearl, I think I was quite a fair wolf. I enjoy scaring the world. When men see me as a vampire, with my cape flapping all unfurled, Approaching their lonely campfire, I enjoy scaring the world. I flip when some fellow fleeing showers Takes shelter in some old haunted place; I float through the corridors for hours With nothing but a skull upon my face! I snicker and smile and chortle, as I think of the fear there'll be In the mind of some helpless mortal Who will dread being a guy Meeting a Thing like me. Tom Digby written 0415 3/ 4/79 entered 1350 10/24/87