To Be a Martian Let me tell you a little of what it feels like To be a Martian, One of the millions exiled to Earth and passing as human, All shapes, all sizes, all colors. I cannot tell you the reason we were sent here Except that we mean no harm And that nothing could be further from the truth Than the endlessly repeated tales of Horrors from the Red Planet. Although that's an annoyance, What really hurts is having to hold my tongue When someone I consider a friend Starts bad-mouthing Martians And telling how he would prove his loyalty to Earth By tearing tentacle from slimy tentacle Anything he meets That looks like his idea of a Martian. Even that would be bearable Except that most Martians, All but a few who venture To congregate in desolate places, Are disguised so well That they are seldom known even to one another. And there is a tradition, As old as the Martian race And established with good reason, That a Martian may love Only another Martian. Thomas G. Digby written 0220 hr 1/20/70 typed 0355 hr 5/07/77 entered 2205 hr 4/12/92