Where is YOUR Christmas Tree Tonight? However festive New Year's is for people, It is a bad time for Christmas trees. With unemployment pushing 100% And all their decorations in hock They make do as best they can: Sleeping in trash bins, Aimlessly hanging around suburban streets, Or lurking in alleyways As if waiting to pounce on some unwary victim. Perhaps some actually do -- I have seen pictures of Christmas trees in jail. Others find their way into other institutions Including The Christmas Tree Retirement Homes. There's one just a few blocks away. To me it's rather depressing But then I'm not a Christmas tree: Room after room of almost-bare branches, tarnished tinsel, and burned-out bulbs, And someone constantly playing scratchy records of Christmas carols. There are presents under the trees But no children to open them. Santa brings them all through the year For the trees to watch over Until his next Christmas rounds -- Something about "smoothing out the work load". But still, the trees enjoy his frequent visits. Their only really sad time is Christmas itself When nothing happens but memories, And the days right after When a new generation of trees comes in. They see the families bidding their trees farewell And promising to write or visit often, But they know from experience That those promises Are almost always broken. Thomas G. Digby written 0430 hr 1/12/80 typed 0355 hr 1/19/80 entered 2235 hr 4/12/92