Cream Cake (Drunken Sailor)

What can we do with a drunken Cream Cake, Put her in a cupboard and give it a big shake,
Remove Bong Crisby with a great big wooden stake, And give her bread and water.

Hooray the Cream Cakes pissed again, 12 Black Russians and a fucking great cheese cake.
Bag of donuts and a knickerbocker glory, All washed down with Scrawtaps.

Two teenage lads and a field full of tents, Walk her up and down until she makes sence,
Back to the village for a Crème de Menthe, And another fucking cheese cake.

Hooray the Cream Cakes pissed again, 12 Black Russians and a Fucking great cheese cake.
Bag of donuts and a knickerbocker glory, All washed down with Scrawtaps.