Dave N.H.N.T (My Old Mans A Dustman)

My old dad's a driver, He wears a drivers hat.
I don't know why he bothers, 'Cause he's got no hair for that.

His name is Dave Llewellin, And my name is Cream Cake.
Because he only has three teeth, You should see him eat a stake.

We go to Crop together, We're two of the McB's.
And after all the booze we drink, We end up on our knees.