Bobby likes a bottle of buckie, Pouring it over his own left knee,
Wrings out his trousers, and then he, Pisses on the doorstep.

Slack Bladder can't hold her drinks, The amount she pees would fill a sink,
She'd better watch out or she'll start to stink, And we will all be pukin'.

Ally Bally - here comes poor we Dree, Tagging along with fun Bobby,
He's a pisshead, so is she, And that's why they are happy.