The Enemy & Julia Roberts (Delilah)


I saw the enemy approach as I looked out of my tent flap,    (La, La, La)
I filled my glass with tequila and went for a crap.
When I returned, I found the bastards had set us a bloody great big trap.

They used a decoy - her name, it was Julia Roberts,     (La, La, La)
She was employed to be one of their munitions experts.
She took the fence out, that's when they ran in and got us - the dirty big perverts.

Die, Die, Die, ya bastards! Fry, Fry, Fry, ya bastards!
So before it's Cropredy once more,
We'll give you the chance to surrender and we'll say no more,
We'll give you the chance to surrender and we'll say no more!