Glenn Gardner (San Francisco)

If you're going to San Francisco, Be sure to have Glen Gardner by the hair.
If you're going to San Francisco, You're going to meet the only nice yank there.

He will take your photo, put it in an E-mail.
He's bringing a friend too, we're not sure it's female.

But then again he's from San Francisco, And he wares grey highlights I his hair.
He's over here from San Francisco, And that's why we're all moving over there.