He drove up in his hired car, With Humphrey by his side.
Green tendrils hanging from his specs, And a berret on his head.

Honky Franc's where? Honky Franc's there.
Taking another fucken picture.

He shot the sun, He shot the moon, He shot the fucking stars.
And Dublin said "If you shoot me, I'll ram that up your arse!"

But Honky he was undeterred, And carried on the same.
He snuck up on the clan McB, And got them in the frame.

Honky Franc's where? Honky Franc's there.
Shoting another fucken movie!