She opted to stay out of the sun,
Much better for everyone,  In the village, Of the tentaments.

And so we say Shona, Will - more - of you fall of tonight.
Or - are you safe in the moonlight. When the stars are bright, Are you alright.

And buy the way, Yer songs, they make us cry.
We'd rather have a poke in the eye, With a sharp stick, In the tentaments.

And while we're there, We might as well tell you.
Your fiance annoys us too. He's too intelligent, For the tentaments.

And so we say Shona, Please sing us A Happy song,
Not a dirge 20 versus long. Sing a happy one, a happy song.  (Twice)