Staniel (Stand by your Man)

Sometimes it's hard to be a bastard, Sharing all your wine with all your friends.
You've had gallons - really gallons, Drinkin stuff that drives you round the bend.

But if you love us, you would chuck it. Because you have to understand,
That if you ever miss the bucket, The repercussions never end.

Stab you're our man.You give us hope to cling to,
And Rioja to drink, too, When you are drunk and lowly.

Stan You're our man. You keep us all in laughter.
Keep drinking all the beer you can. Stand by your can!