He pretends to be learning about the shoreline While all the time he is peeping - oh.
In white floppy hat and Killie T-shirt, And dripping in Ambre Solaire - oh.

So ugly he removes his new set of teeth, And puts them down on the table - oh.
Whilst Rocky - his - wife is having a fit, 'Coz Ugly he gets on her tits - oh.
                                     (If he can find them!)