Van Ders (Abba Medley)



 
Money
Money
Money
Geertie, Geertie, Geertie,  Hang your dirty, linen at Cropredy.
Geertie, Geertie, Geertie, Hang your dirty, linen at Cropredy.
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Oh the thing you can see,
 If you try to do your washing in your muesli.
Fernando  There was something in the air that night, Was it shit or shite, oh Henk oh.
 It was lingering there for you to find, It blew your mind, Rotab - oh.

I saw a Henk, (Where?) There in that tent, (Where in the tent?) Well I declare,
Going zip zippity, lob to the loo.

Dancing
Queen
Cropredy and the boys are bright, They got drunk on Friday night,
Going out on toboggans, getting in the grove, They've got a lot to prove.
And when they get the chance. They are the dancing Vans,
Watch their hands, They're the dancing Vans.
Thank You
For The 
Music
So we say, Thank you for the muesli, the fruit and yoghurt, 
Thanks for all the shit its broght us. 
We could live without it, we plead in all honesty,
What would we be, without your healthy food, what are we?
A bunch of drunken McBastards, Continually on our knees.