Camilla on Scale
I was told that infants who weigh greater than 7 lbs have, on average, higher
IQs. Since I was born weighing an even seven pounds, our daughter will apparently
do about 14% better on her SAT score than I did. Since Ellen was also born
weighing 7 lbs even, based on our combined weight we should be about 75%
more intelligent than Camilla--which should help us outsmart her during her
adolescence.
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