"Probably because I like trails, and I want to see if this would be a good place to hike, you see me walk into the woods. Also I want to get away from Alarie."

"Then, you see Mackie Alarie silently follow me, push me against a tree and try to kiss me. I tell him no, but he pins me to the tree and does not stop."

"##&&grr", Griff responded

"Well said, Coach, your response indicates that you are concerned about the opponent's action and would like to suggest a response that the refs will not penalize. But the film continues to roll, and you are surprised when almost immediately you see me push him backwards and knock him down with a perfectly aimed classic one-two punch accompanied by a ferocious yell, a defense that gives me time to run to the parking lot -- with minimum injury to the opponent."

Griff was laughing so hard that he could not respond.

"McGuire, it was 'just one punch'" said a man from a neighboring table.