"Well my Dad doesn't like hotels very much,
so he decided to take a night flight
and come home early.
My Dad doesn't see too well without his glasses,
so he went into the bedroom, took off his clothes
and was in the bed before he noticed
that there was another man there.
My Dad isn't very talkative.
But according to my Mom he said something like:
'Maudie - who is that?'
Then he bolted for the door naked.
He drove off leaving his clothes on the bedroom floor.
My Mom doesn't know what happened to him."
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