Rocky J. Kamen-Rubio

This is the home page for the newest member of the TWILIGHT ZONE crew.

Launched on September 18, 1995, in Labor and Delivery Room #3 at Alta Bates Hospital in Berkeley.

Initial Displacement: 7 lb. 1.6 oz. (3.22 kg)
Length Over-All: 20 inches (50.8 cm)

Favorite quote: "What part of `WAAAAAHHH!!!!' don't you understand?"

Rocky was launched on starboard tack with one wrap of the mainsheet around his neck, but none of the watch on deck seemed to be particularly concerned about this configuration. He hit the deck yelling (after spending only 90 minutes stuck in the launching ways) and started to eat.

He hasn't stopped eating or gaining weight since.

Rocky needs a more formal "official" name. Something that will be a good "inverse-nickname" to Rocky.

email suggestions to or to

Congratulate his grandma betty
or his aunt Kathi
or his uncle Mike