Top ten reasons to take an early morning Aikido class

10. You get to watch the sun rise.

9. Find out if your newspaper boy really delivers on time.

8. It's great to get that "exercise thing" out of the way.

7. Because we don't offer a midnight class.

6. Be the first on your block to scrape the ice off your car.

5. Coffee. Lots of coffee.

4. Gives new meaning to the term "I just rolled out of bed."

3. You'll only have to shower once today.

2. "Whuh?" is considered an appropriate ki-ai.

1. Because you're insane............. (In a good way, of course)

(Note for non-Aikido Students, a "ki-ai" is that loud shout that they do in samurai movies before they chop somebody's head off.)

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