Alex 'spiteboy' Mcabe

EN101

Ms. Brown

The following is an example of language. To some it makes perfect logical sense, to others it will be totaly confusing. It depicts ordinary events in a way that is designed to create strong emotions in the reader, such as by exaggeration and by its odd style, without capitalization or paragraphs. This is an example of communication that is not in an exact form, but is completly understandable to some people anyway.

This sucks. blank blank, I am trying to think of something to type for this paper. I am a bad typer, and speller. blank i think steve is watching me... When I move here from France, it was hard to understand these stupid Americans. Now that I had lived here for one year i understand fully the patheticness of Daniel Webster College. It sucks here. I got pink eye again from looking at those stupid girls that came here Sunday night. Just from looking! the blue man sits jolly on the island of cheese. swordfish. tonight you will be visited by cement lawn ornaments in great profusion. this as opposed to visitations of plastic lawn ornaments, which are an everyday occurrence and of no great concern. remember to fill your uncle's boots with coleslaw lest they desire a midnight snack and become angry. the rivers shall run red with the blood of the unbelievers. the mother of all battles has begun. the donut suppliers shall become wealthy and fat from profit. the reincarnation of juan de la cierva is almost upon us. no human shall be safe when the fishes arrive. and things will occur which no one can explain, and there will be a great confusion as to where things really are. and for a considerable time, no one will know where lieth those little things, with the sort of raffia- work base. but before the fat women call forth the marmosets, there shall be great swarms of things, and these shall be followed by other things, and these in turn by still others as well. and this shall continue for some time, until all those who dwelleth upon the land have as many things as they may desire for the whole of their lives. and all of those who cleaneth the toilets shall become intoxicated and partake in outings unto the convenience stores, accompanied by video cameras, and there shall be much merriment, for it shall be funny as hell, and so sayeth the commode-cleaners. and there shall be a plague of unattractive women, and they shall bequeath pinkeye unto persons who possess inadequate computers, and their eyeballs shall explode, and they shall ooze forth a greenish substance, and it shall be disgusting. and they shall wander about blindly, having unto themselves no eyeballs any longer, and they shall stumble aimlessly into things and break them, and there will be much discontent among those whose task it is to clean up the shattered remains. and the alarm clocks shall not ring when it is their duty to do so, and the owners of the alarm clocks shall be forced to rouse themselves merely five minutes before class, and they will skip their showers, and they will go to class emitting a great odor, and it shall be the cause of much distaste. and those with much stomach gas shall attempt to operate the butterfly knives, and they will have little experience, and they shall mangle horribly their fingers, and as well the possessions of those with inadequate computers. and the programmers shall remain awake far too long, and they shall be addicted to smack, and there will be unto them a great vision, and it will be that they should create an operating system, and that it shall support multiuser applications, and that it shall be case sensitive, and this shall cause among the users great consternation. and this the programmers will do, and they shall be aided by many dangerous substances, and they shall bequeath unto it the name Unix. and the writers of drivel upon computer screens shall have their jugular veins slit open by AAGHTH