Inkwell: Authors and Artists

    
rumping your own trick; I mean, like tricking your own treat; I mean tr-
  

    
aveling with steel-soled shoes and gunpowder in your pocket linings.  Ex-
  

    
amples of the harrassment some travelers have received can be re-
  

    
peating steps 4 through 9 as needed. If mechanism jams, do not at-
  

    
rocious service, particular at the we-
  

    
ek-lon g conference of online copyright experts, gnashing their t-
  

    
rademarked Circle R Dude Ranch enscribed gold teeth while they en-
  

    
cysted deep in the bark. Limbs afflicted with these para-
  

    
noid fantasies often have to be talked down from their high per-
  

    
mutations of natural law. Repeated attempts to sub-
  

    
limate these distracting fantasies resulted in some pretty interesting doc-
  

    
toral dissertations, now available on cassette, 8-track, or CD at par-
  

    
ticularly obscure and musty bookstores.  Among the most pro-
  

    
lific contrbutors is a fellow (we assume) who goes by the handle "Go
  

    
Fish," and is purportedly a part-time professor of p-
  

    
hilosophy at the University of Wallamaloo, but no one has ever ac-
  

    
counted for the absence of U. of 'maloo from any known map.  But as
Dr. Fish asks, "If a tree falls in an empty college, is there a so-
  

    
ciology department on Earth that doesn't hear it and dispatch a team of po-
  

    
litical science majors to prove it's a bush's fault?"  What all this
has to do with A-
  

    
da's guest is anyone's guess, though Gauss, gussied with truss just
cussed the gist of his grist in this fu-
  

    
uturistic scenario of the Bush Legacy, 10 years down the r-
  

    
ibonucleaic acid chain of p-
  

    
olypeptides forming deep within the bamboo shoots out back.  Ev-
  

    
acuate! She cried. Suicide bags away! Though she was becoming a bit
dizzy what with all that spiral slipping. What f-
  

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