Inkwell: Authors and Artists

    
urniture polish did they use on that fire escape, anyway? she groggily
asked Helix, her cat.  S-
  

    
even leagues below the sea, in an undisclosed location, Dr Fish e-
  

    
xamined the entrails, took a deep toke on this pipe, and said, "It ap-
  

    
plies evenly, and is used for furniture polish and cat de-fleaing."  

Ex- 
  

    
cept for the neurotoxicity issue, I think we could maybe find an ap-
  

    
propriate applicator, thereby allowing those who are x-
  

    
enophobic to an extreme degree to see the error of their ways. Clearly, it
can be seen t-
  

    
hat no one has an exclusive franchise on fear-mongering in this political cl-
  

    
inking, clattering, cacaphonic, colligenous climate of junk-bond
diplomacy, sm-
  

    
oggy days, not being sure where their next meal is coming from, and b-
  

    
atshit-crazy commentators treating the ffate of humanity like a tractor p-
  

    
ull."  Mamesan chuckled.  Ada, Penelope, and Henry returned from the
House of the Rising Sun just in time to y-
  

    
odel at the top of their lungs in honor of the new day.  "Where's the
p-
  

    
epper when you're making a salad? I guess we'll just have to make do with j-
  

    
uniper berries, the older and more fermented the better!  Do you h-
  

    
andle those without gloves, too? I find it enhances the e-
  

    
ffervescence of the juice.  But isn't it a little early in the m-
  

    
atinee to be going out for popcorn?  I brought a power bar so I wouldn't h
  

    
ave to sit through this totally pointless art flick without sus-
  

    
pecting that cynicism rather than sentimentality is the way to g-
  

    
et laid in this day and age.  It hardly even matters what's on the sc-
  

    
hedule for next weekend," said Ada, "You know we'll only end up at the
b-
  

    
ad end of a drinking binge, looking sheepishly at each other and w-
  

    
ondering where have all the flowers gone, long time pa-
  

    
rty poopers, are we really, and so it seems that the sun must s-