Inkwell: Authors and Artists

    
illy love song contest i-
  

    
nvolving Theremins, zithers, and hammered d-
  

    
ominoes - which make a satisfying sound when you smash 'em, I must say -- al-
  

    
iens do it better! Especially since they are capable of d-
  

    
ominating every conversation with their boasts about that and their ot-
  

    
her mother.  Hence, the legislation.  But no one had anticipated pr-
  

    
olonged and protracted need for compasses and rulers, not to mention k-
  

    
eeping all their pencils sharp and their environments free of eraser d-
  

    
andruff, which got into electrodes and interfered with the
truth-telling a-
  

    
lgorithms, resulting in spurious bawdy limericks and pretentious ha-
  

    
lfway readable screeds against s-
  

    
econdhand smoke, anagrams, award-winning novels, biscuits and y-
  

    
o-yos.  It sounded like that Hitchhiker's guy who told all the truth,
but Emily did say to tell it sl-
  

    
inky, while dressed in black. Wear the red s-
  

    
atin pajamas, like the ones Dick Cheney and Dr. Go Fish wear o-
  

    
n their sleepovers at Georgie's.  The invasion of Iraq was p-
  

    
ostponed four times, you know, due to a shortage of pajamas i-
  

    
nspired by the designs of NASA's Moon Suits, so they had to t-
  

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ell their Moms they were camping in the back yard when in fact they were o-
  

    
ut looking for slinky sexy underwear to wear to press conferences and
pr-
  

    
ivate functions where reporters and camera crews aren't welcome but in-
  

    
siders know where they can sneak inside anyway. Two new rising s-
  

    
enior aides are in charge of inventory. Purple silk is the favorite
choice of c-
  

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