Inkwell: Authors and Artists

    
el like you're wearing nothing at all - which can be unnerving if you f-
  

    
ind yourself walking around at school remembering you have not
attended your French class and its time for f-
  

    
riends to step forward and make it cleart that we will no longer tol-
  

    
l proposals at 30 days unless the pants are i-
  

    
ronclad in their assertions including a dissertation that can be de-
  

    
clared brain dead but still allowed to serve in office. Republicans w-
  

    
in again. I know. I know. Such a thing is hardly ima-
  

    
m-friendly because Republicans don't like pe-
  

    
ople very much. Profit über alles! is their battle cry. What can an o-
  

    
ld fart do, who has seen it all before but la-
  

    
cks the energy to take to the streets? You can send money to the can-
  

    
can dancers, but they'll just blow it on accordion players and cheap
gi-
  

    
antic roller-coasters that can be more fun than a barrel of mo-
  

    
tion sickness pills. And you know how much fun those can be on a
Saturday ni-
  

    
cotine high.  You get those when you smoke a co-
  

    
worker on a drag strip with your 1968 Ram-Air, stick-shift Goat, the
ultimate in muscle-car ma-
  

    
crame wall hangings. Although they also make nice black velvet pai-
  

    
nkiller, but you have to take it with a gallon of water so it's a l-
  

    
osing situation. which you  may no-
  

    
t think is anything to be concerned about, but for a certain delicate per-
  

    
fectionist who demand things be just exactly per-
  

    
formed as dictated by the protocols laid out in the pro-
  

    
fessional journals, procedure manuals, pictorial-only user man-
  

    
ipulations as evidenced by the over-the-top ex-
  

    
clamations of voter fraud. BUt that's just the tip of the ice-