Inkwell: Authors and Artists

    
nine hat to all and sundry who may have been bam-
  

    
mie award-winning percussionists and dr-
  

    
ifters who are like the tumbling tum-
  

    
blers who train their whole lives to compete in these in-
  

    
cidents where points are given for the most outrageous st-
  

    
ereo mixes they can come up with. Didn't know it was possible to in-
  

    
vent these kind of innovations without first going through the
school of hard kn-
  

    
ish-consumption at some of New York City's greasier-sp-
  

    
onges where the X-Factor is amount of grease compacted into each it-
  

    
girl's favorite shades of lipstick (and that's lipstick, not lip gl-
  

    
amour) for those not well-versed in the latest trends in what passes
for fa-
  

    
therly advice in a situation like this. No one could have im-
  

    
elda Marcos' entire shoe co- 
  

    
ncession without some pretty serious infrastructure imp-
  

    
rovs where the participants get to choose various sc-
  

    
enarios in which the paid liars of the right finally get their c-
  

    
edar siding installed on the exteriors of their ho-
  

    
bo havens, encamped as they are located adjacent to the train tr-
  

    
estle where they filmed that harrowing scene in which our hero is n-
  

    
eutralized unceremoniously by the B-
  

    
ig Daddy Bluegrass Band, who in addition to being kickass pickers were al-
  

    
bum rock ('70s-era) aficionados, particularly known for their
half-hour renditions of "More Than A Fe-
  

    
male Impersonator, Not Just a World-Class Aerialist, Ambassador of P-
  

    
Fu-
  

    
n where all the players have fun and frolic in the nu-