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Topic 141: Cynthia Heimel - Advanced Sex Tips for Girls: This Time It's Personal
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Cynthia Heimel - Advanced Sex Tips for Girls: This Time It's Personal
permalink #151 of 260: rankincense and myrrh (vsclyne) Mon 4 Mar 02 15:37
permalink #151 of 260: rankincense and myrrh (vsclyne) Mon 4 Mar 02 15:37
There I go misreading again. I was sure > Cynthia, have you ever considered placing a tip jar next to... was going to end "your bed?"
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permalink #152 of 260: the invetned stiff is dumb (bbraasch) Mon 4 Mar 02 16:21
permalink #152 of 260: the invetned stiff is dumb (bbraasch) Mon 4 Mar 02 16:21
Funny you should mention Sex in the City, whoever mentioned it. I found myself in a bar last night, in South Beach in Miami, telling the drinker on the next stool over that she needed to watch out for the slash (/) people because Cynthia Heimel said they were a lot of trouble, where on the other hand the geek types who just haven't yet read the book on How to Be a Human Being were a project, but had some potential. She nodded and said it would have been a lot easier on her for the last ten years or so if you'd have written that advice sooner. There's gotta be some kind of 80/20 rule on these slash people and these geek types though, isn't there? Does math apply to this stuff?
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permalink #153 of 260: all booms are sonic (gjk) Mon 4 Mar 02 17:12
permalink #153 of 260: all booms are sonic (gjk) Mon 4 Mar 02 17:12
Ms. Heimel, I already own two different cars, but I need to know what kind of car to buy to pick up chicks. Do you have any sex tips for boys? The only girl who eagerly jumped in my car immediately started talking money, then she ran away with a millionaire.
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permalink #154 of 260: all booms are sonic (gjk) Mon 4 Mar 02 17:13
permalink #154 of 260: all booms are sonic (gjk) Mon 4 Mar 02 17:13
P.S. -- that was a Mustang convertible. So that's automatically out.
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permalink #155 of 260: rankincense and myrrh (vsclyne) Mon 4 Mar 02 20:54
permalink #155 of 260: rankincense and myrrh (vsclyne) Mon 4 Mar 02 20:54
>Funny you should mention Sex in the City, whoever mentioned it. That also be I. Thank you so much for noticing.
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permalink #156 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:11
permalink #156 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:11
kayo: the one thing a woman should always keep in mind is that she is fabulous in every way. Except if she's cruel or evil.
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permalink #157 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:12
permalink #157 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:12
kayo: wearing black all the time is so right. black is all colors put together. black is truth, beauty and the New York Way. Black is next to Godliness.
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permalink #158 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:13
permalink #158 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:13
kayo: Joan Blondell for love life type. kayo: Myrna Loy for mystical leader.
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permalink #159 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:14
permalink #159 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:14
fawn: you cannot make me address the etiquette of the wet spot. there isn't any.
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permalink #160 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:15
permalink #160 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:15
gerard. dogs yes, sex tips no.
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permalink #161 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:16
permalink #161 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:16
mim, that is a great idea, sex tips for tips at next book reading! but then I will have to think of sex tips at breakneck speed!
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permalink #162 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:18
permalink #162 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:18
braaaaaaaaassssch: there is no 80/20 rule to my knowledge. basically the composite guys are fine guys, fine fine fine, unless they cannot support themselves, which has been my experience up until recently.
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permalink #163 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:20
permalink #163 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:20
Mr. King. Buying a car to impress chicks is a losing battle. The kind of "chicks" who care about cars are the kind of chicks who only want you for your stock portfolio and your porche. You can never win.
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permalink #164 of 260: all booms are sonic (gjk) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:23
permalink #164 of 260: all booms are sonic (gjk) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:23
Damn.
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permalink #165 of 260: the invetned stiff is dumb (bbraasch) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:40
permalink #165 of 260: the invetned stiff is dumb (bbraasch) Tue 5 Mar 02 08:40
Buy the car for YOU man. Want chicks, go play in the NBA.
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permalink #166 of 260: i am not a happy meal. (techgirl) Wed 6 Mar 02 13:42
permalink #166 of 260: i am not a happy meal. (techgirl) Wed 6 Mar 02 13:42
cynthia, what has been the best part of your book tour?
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permalink #167 of 260: Mary Eisenhart (marye) Wed 6 Mar 02 14:33
permalink #167 of 260: Mary Eisenhart (marye) Wed 6 Mar 02 14:33
And... Do people ask you different kinds of questions depending on region? Do they seem attracted to different parts of the book?
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permalink #168 of 260: David Gans (tnf) Wed 6 Mar 02 17:47
permalink #168 of 260: David Gans (tnf) Wed 6 Mar 02 17:47
Reminder: TONIGHT from 9 to 10pm, Jon Carroll and Cynthia Heimel will rant, rave and take calls live on the air at KPFA (94.1 fm in northern California, www.kpfa.org and www.kfcf.org on the web). The number to call w/ questions, comments and abuse is 510-848-4425
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permalink #169 of 260: all booms are sonic (gjk) Wed 6 Mar 02 18:46
permalink #169 of 260: all booms are sonic (gjk) Wed 6 Mar 02 18:46
How did you do that? How did you make that look like it said "rant, rave and take pills live"?
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permalink #170 of 260: David Gans (tnf) Wed 6 Mar 02 18:53
permalink #170 of 260: David Gans (tnf) Wed 6 Mar 02 18:53
Eye of the beholder, Jack.
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permalink #171 of 260: pointy, but rarely undeservedly savage (vard) Wed 6 Mar 02 22:31
permalink #171 of 260: pointy, but rarely undeservedly savage (vard) Wed 6 Mar 02 22:31
I would have pledged if I'd known!
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permalink #172 of 260: Bradburn Young (bradburn) Thu 7 Mar 02 13:20
permalink #172 of 260: Bradburn Young (bradburn) Thu 7 Mar 02 13:20
Cynthia, I know you're not blase when people say nice things about your writing, but you must be kind of accustomed to it by now. When did you first experience literary glory? What's your favorite thing anyone's ever said to you about your writing?
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permalink #173 of 260: all booms are sonic (gjk) Fri 8 Mar 02 05:13
permalink #173 of 260: all booms are sonic (gjk) Fri 8 Mar 02 05:13
Well? We're waiting. . . .
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permalink #174 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Fri 8 Mar 02 15:29
permalink #174 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Fri 8 Mar 02 15:29
techgirl, the very best part of my book tour was Cody's. The audience was fabulous, I was up to speed, and it felt like everything was perfect, even the heckler.
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permalink #175 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Fri 8 Mar 02 15:34
permalink #175 of 260: Cynthia Heimel (plum) Fri 8 Mar 02 15:34
marye, besides the story about the bay area, which I didn't read anywhere else, I didn't notice a difference of tastes according to region. Although I did notice a difference of tastes in cities and suburbs. The suburbs aren't really up to the "how to tell if a man is gay joke". Or I think so, maybe that's my own prejudice. the one thing I regret is that I didn't read any of the hobag manifesto until I got to New York, where it just seemed impossible NOT to read it. It went over really well, and felt so damned good to read. I should have read it everywhere. Dammit.
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