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RAINY PORCH LESSON #61
by Joe


careful
it's moving

naked on one foot
sliding defiantly on broken wood

be close
smell the rain
the spiraled shell
the thick slick

touch
the tender skin gently
ouch

it contracts
retracts
into its home

and then emerges...
very slowly

A No Name Poem
by Jeffrey

out here on the edge of something
named Ray
the old mango faced interruption
left town
for some more interesting situation
as advertised

too many kilowatts away, a light bulb
sputtered
waiting for that moist, dreamy, sweet, jangling
juice
to splatter this dull fiesta all over the pompous
night
and summon the insects

my sweet pinata, my darling yam
my butter sauce
prepare to meet your transcendent chef
the breaker of eggs
the maker of omelettes
the taker of forever

wise bunny packs his bags
the little birdies sing
the air is sucked away
the jungle
is quiet
at last
we are free to scrawl slogans everywhere!!

More Of This Month's Poems

BUG JUICE
By boots st. bernard

A bug is a bug is a bug is a wug.
A wug is a bug in the wug of a rug.
Hey! Snap out of your trance, you slug!




BROKEN CUP
By boots st. bernard

Why did this happen?
Today, of all things?
My life sucks.
How 'bout you?




ANGRY CONSERVATIVES
By boots st. bernard

Chrysler Meisters,
Wall Street Journ-holes.
Big-talkers,
Big-eaters,
Big belts,
Big beefers.
What have they got
to be so mad about?
Hm.

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