YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART? WELL, THINK AGAIN!!
Madam XModem not only graduated with honors from college, but she can also see into the future! Can you do that, smarty?
In no particular order:
People will feel so wretched and defeated from ‘96’s holiday season,
they will actually almost look forward to returning to work.
Most people will gain weight and feel terrible about it.
Newt Gingrich will lose weight and embark on a new career as a singer.
We will experience some very chilly days, but lo! The weather will warm
up again.
Roseanne will be entirely forgotten.
TV’s "Friends" will quit en masse and start their own spin-off
shows. They will all be cancelled before the season is through.
In Fashion, we’ll see a return to the 80’s. Deborah Harry look-a-likes
will be everywhere.
Shaquille O’Neal will leave the NBA to pursue the professional golf circuit.
A food poisoning scandal will turn off people forever to garbanzo beans.
Hip hop polka dancing will become the new aerobic rage.
The "magic" of the Internet will wear off.
Phyllis Diller’s brain will be transplanted into Pamela Anderson Lee (or
whatever she's named this year).
The public will suddenly lose all interest in the Beatles.
Chelsea Clinton will surprise everybody by running away from home. A broken-hearted
Socks will track her down quicker than the FBI.
The latest "Batman" will make people long for the Michael Keaton
days.
Meat-eating snails will invade and conquer countless garden communities.
If you'd like a prediction from Madam XModem, send a question to Madam,
and she'll post the reply on this page, as long as the subject matter isn't
too dull or otherwise iffy.
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