Come on down to Bouncytown And play your cares away Come and join in, you'll wear a big grin As we make the cogs' hair turn grey! The best of the best is all we stay for Le creme de le creme, the cream of the crop Five-star SOS toons are our main desire, Toonup, Trap, Restock, Drop. But remember to end the process We call toontown.exe Don't click that X or hit alt-F4, If you want to hold onto your glee. Come on down to Bouncytown And bring a banana cream pie The VP of Sales moaning and wails Will reach up to the sky As we pummel his face and drive him in disgrace Off the edge of the pad We'll dance on his grave and laugh and rave And all the toons will be glad