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Judy Malloy (badinfo)
Save water!
Instead of taking a bath or shower,
lick yourself all over.
To wash your face, first lick your
hands. Then, rub your hands on your
face. It works!
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Tom Mandel (mandel)
WASHINGTON/The Justice Department
A spokesman for Attorney General Edwin Meese
today announced that Spam is being added to the
list of Schedule 1 drug substances.
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Judy Malloy (badinfo)
The EPA has approved the release into the environment of genetically engineered SPAM!
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Judy Malloy (badinfo)
A case of SPAM-9 has eaten three EPA officials
and is on its way to the White House.
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Pom Pom Dogs (maddog)
GO SPAM GO!
GO SPAM GO!
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Judy Malloy (badinfo)
SUPER TOMATO ESCAPES
The escape of a genetically engineered tomato
from U.C. Berkeley laboratories has caused grave
concern in the East Bay today. The tomato,
which is 2 feet in diameter, and speaks 3 languages, is reported to have told
EPA officials: "When you gotta go, you gotta go."
