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Tom Mandel (mandel)
BELIEVE IT OR NOT
A large leftover piece of a steak broiled
on June 15, 1986 by Mr. Tom Mandel of Mountain View, CA, when wrapped in
aluminum foil, looked exactly like a map
of the island of Hawaii.
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Dan Levy (danlevy)
Green M&M's are powerful aphrodesiacs
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Judy Malloy (badinfo)
THE B.I. DIET
developed and tested at B.I.
"IT WORKS"
*BREAKFAST*
1/4 glass hawaian punch
2 fried eggs cooked in 2 tablespoons lard
1 buttered hostess twinkie, or,
1 bag jalapeno flavored potato chips
*LUNCH*
3 Reeses peanut butter cups
1 small green salad, or,
1 order fried onion rings
1 quart Rainier Ale
*DINNER*
18 deep fried frozen fried clams
2 pork chops with B.I. sauce
( equal parts mayonaise, whipping
cream, and Midnight Express wine)
1 carrot, or, 1 order fried onion rings
1 glass rum and coke
*BEFORE BED SNACK*
1 bacon double cheeseburger
1 pint apricot brandy
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Frederick J. Truck (fjt)
Try clove soup.
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Dan Levy (danlevy)
STRESS DIET WORKS
A joint study released today by the
National Institute of Health and the
National Institute of Mental Health,
and published by the New England
Journal of Medicine, indicates that
stress is a powerful calorie burner.
It has been estimated that one hour
of good, solid worry burns as many
calories as a thirty minute jog.
Many of the participants in the test
reported seeing excess pounds "melt
away" simply by fretting in the
privacy of their own homes. Doctors
at NIH report that the resulting
effects on the human heart are
negligible in relation to the salutary
effects of weight loss. Not
surprisingly, commercial interests have
been quick to exploit these findings;
a joint venture between Pacific
Gas & Electric and Chevron has been
formed to develop a generator
that would allow an average-sized
adult to power an electric car
at speeds of up to 45 miles per hour
simply by thinking about his
or her parents.
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Tom Mandel (mandel)
WASHINGTON/The Justice Department
A spokesman for Attorney General Edwin Meese
today announced that Spam is being added to the
list of Schedule 1 drug substances.
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Judy Malloy (badinfo)
The EPA has approved the release into the
environment of genetically engineered SPAM!
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Judy Malloy (bad info)
A case of SPAM-9 has eaten three EPA officials
and is on its way to the White House.
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Pom Pom Dogs (maddog)
GO SPAM GO!
GO SPAM GO!
